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My Bad: The Ultimate Guide to Apologies, Confessions, and Excuses Jason Katzman

My Bad: The Ultimate Guide to Apologies, Confessions, and Excuses

Jason Katzman

Published January 1st 2013
ISBN : 9781616088613
Paperback
256 pages
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 About the Book 

The problem with the celebrities who cheat, lie, and steal is that they usually don’t have a good excuse. They end up spending thousands of dollars on PR people to write their apologies for them, and they all sound the same.But what about you?YouMoreThe problem with the celebrities who cheat, lie, and steal is that they usually don’t have a good excuse. They end up spending thousands of dollars on PR people to write their apologies for them, and they all sound the same.But what about you?You don’t have the money that these celebrities have, and when you get in trouble, it usually means curtains. It’s just not fair: so many people have screwed up in this country, but only the rich people can pay for their apologies. Joe Citizen doesn’t have the proper resources to do so. That’s where My Bad comes in!With categories including sex scandals, cheating athletes, and stealing politicians, you will find examples that will teach you the right words for every occasion, from whipping up a good explanation for why there was a “stain” on your dress to explaining to the authorities that you only used horse steroids to help you “heal quicker.”Also included in this book are the long-awaited apologies from Bernie Madoff and Barry Bonds. You’ll see what they should have said, and understand why they haven’t said it yet. If only these “apologists” had kept My Bad by their side, they would have known exactly what to say without really saying anything.